- Kitty: This looks like baby poop.
- Me: It's really thick, google how to thin it out. Kitty: Just add butter, it will be fine.
- Kitty: I think it's burning.
- Me: "The song Mommy Kissing Santa Claus... is it about Santa being a home-wrecker or Mommy and Daddy are role-playing?"
- Kitty: Stop calling them Santa hats, they aren't red, they're black and they're called SNOWMAN HATS!
- Kitty: Is this Shirley Temple? Me: You are a freak if you know this. Omg, it is Shirley Temple, did you used to watch Heidi too?
An adventure in pseudo-baking tonight occurred, pretty wild for a Friday night, I know, but in our defense, we have had two snow days in a row and have had about as much wine and/or Bud Light that we could handle; consider it a detox. For a Christmas party Saturday night, my friend Kitty and I decided to make Snowman Hats, an idea that I saw in a Red Envelope magazine. Seemed easy enough. Materials needed: Oreos (double-stuff of course, and with RED filling), chocolate chips, marshmallows, and crushed up candy canes. Here is a photograph of Red Envelope's version and then our version. Not too shabby.
Chocolate and Candy Canes.
XO.
Terra